Archive for January, 2011

Published by macyswim on 19 Jan 2011

01/19 – Detox – Day 2 learnings

Ok after I've sort of gotten used to the water logged feeling of day 1.  I learned a few good things in day 2.

1. When taking the short version of Satan's brew, do drink a large glass of room temperature water.

2. Under absolutely NO circumstances take the Satan's brew after brusing your teeth. 

3.  Do not waste any time drinking anything that isn't water as it doesn't count towards your water intake.  How's that for a kick in the pants?  So I'm now pretty much focused on water only.  No more juice for me. 

4.  Have water bottles available everywhere; in my car, at my desk, near my bed, etc.  This helps me get my allotment.  Ok so I've been successful for 2 days of getting my necessary dousing of water.  I consider that a small victory and necessary of celebrating.  YAY ME!

No noticible changes yet on how I feel yet.  However I have very high hopes as I know many who have followed Tiffany's program and felt really good and started to understand their true energy levels. 

Satan's brew (Friend's name for lemon beverage) = lemon juice, organic unfiltered apple cider vinegar, pinch of cayenne and warm water.  The quick version is just the lemon juice and apple cider vinegar.  It is to be taken in the morning at least 30 minutes before eating.

Cutting out the caffeine and alcohol has been pretty simple as I don't really drink either in the first place.  Limiting sugar seems to be the biggest challenge this week.  I'll keep trying.

Published by macyswim on 18 Jan 2011

01/18 – Detox – Day 1 Learnings

Ok after one day of drinking what my friend calls the Satan's brew and trying to drink my weight in water, I've learned that I would be an excellent candidate to act in one of those medical commercials.

"Do you frequently have to visit the bathroom?" 

"Do you feel the urge to pee even 5 minutes after just going?"

"You may be experiencing the affects of a detox program. If you or any of your family members have experienced these symptoms, call 1-800-WATRLOG.  The professionalist at our facility are trained to help your every need and symptom.  Your life doesn't need to be ruled by the detox program. Get help now by calling 1-800-WATRLOG."

Holy crow, I seriously thought I had some issues.  If I wasn't running to the bathroom every 5 minutes, I sounded like one of those old fashioned water beds.  You know the sound I'm talking about. That wooshing, sloshing, gurgling.  Yep that was me. 

I don't think the human stomach is supposed to hold that much fluid. 

On to Day 2.

Published by macyswim on 17 Jan 2011

01/17 – Detox program – Week 1

By the title of this post, I’m guessing many of you are thinking one of two things.  1.Ah the New Year’s resolution or 2. I didn’t know Michelle had a drug issue.  To answer 1, no this isn’t a New Year’s resolution.  I’m sort of against those in principle.  If wanting to make a change, I make the change.  If I have anything close to a New Year’s resolution it is to floss.  I know not that sexy or elaborate. However, as we all know flossing is very important.  I’ve not really done it until the week before the dentist appointment.  I have a dislike of flossing.  Sometime in December though, I thought really what is so bad about flossing other than the feeling of slowly cutting your teeth out with a semi waxed piece of string?  Nothing, so I’m giving it a go.  30 day’s later and it still feels terrible.  I’m sure my dentist will be pleased though.

Which brings me to #2.  No I don’t have a drug problem either.  Unless you consider half the foods that I eat as drugs.  Which is really why I’m doing this.   Continue Reading »

Published by macyswim on 04 Jan 2011

01/04 – The Kaieiewaho Channel – USMS article

The USMS website did a nice write up about our swim so I thought I would share.

http://www.usms.org/features.php?id=224